I never knew paying taxes could be this much fun!

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Have you ever  had a government “inaction” situation?

Not to be confused with government in action.  No, we’re talking about government “inaction.”   We’re talking “makes no sense.”  “Why  am I  here?”  type of situations.

For instance,  recently I received a tax bill for several properties I own in Citrus County Florida.  This was the first notice I received.

I promptly wrote out two checks and sent them on the long journey  overseas to the local Citrus County tax collector.

We don’t want your money!

About two weeks  later I received  a letter from the Citrus  County tax collector.  I opened  it and looked inside.

Surprise!

The tax collector mailed back my two  checks.  Untouched.

Overdue  Account?

Then I read  the cover letter.  ‘We don’t accept personal checks on overdue  accounts.  You  must pay by bank check, certified check or wire transfer.’

I didn’t know this was an overdue  account.   I only received the first  notice and paid promptly.  Isn’t an overdue  account when you  receive a second or third letter?  I was confused.

Anyway, the payments were due on 31 May 2011.  It was Friday 27 May so I had to  wait until  Monday to initiate  the wire transfer.

Late Monday evening I called the bank.  They were closed for the holiday.  I’d have to call the  next day.

Make the payments

So, Tuesday evening I made the wire transfer.  Then  I went to  bed and got up early to  call the tax office  and  make sure they received payment.

“Yes, Mr Ives, your accounts  are paid in full.”  the lady at the  tax office told me.

Overdue?  Why?

Now I wanted to find out how my accounts became overdue.

“I don’t understand how my account is overdue.  I  paid straight  away when  you sent the letter.”   I asked.

“We send the  notices  out in November.  The notice you responded to was  from March.  That’s the overdue  accounts.”   She  explained.

“I never received a notice in Nov.”  I told  her.

“We sent them out.”  She replied.

“I just bought the properties last year in Sep (2010), I thought the taxes  would have been  paid.”  I added.

“Maybe we  sent the  initial bill to the previous owners.  Maybe that’s why you didn’t recieve  it.”  She conjectured.

Don’t Ask!

“Well, just for grins, are there any other properties I owe taxes on?”  I questioned, almost  afraid to ask.

“Let me see … (delay).  Yes, there’s  one  more that’s overdue.”  She said as I gulped.

Then she  continued, “But, you can’t pay  it now.  Too late.  The deadline is  5pm and it’s 4:45.  We’ll close before  you can wire it in.”

“How come  I never recieved  a tax bill for this property?”  I  asked with impatience.

“It was  sent to the same address.  I don’t know.”  She said.

“How am I supposed to pay the tax when I didn’t receive a bill?”  I  stammered.

Can’t pay now; wait 10 days!

She ignored  my  question and went on to explain  how the tax bill for this property will be  sold.  And then in 10 to 14 days I can call back and pay  it.  By that time they’ll have a new account number to apply my payment against.

I asked why I couldn’t pay  it now but she went on  about how that  was impossible.  Too  late.

No exceptions!

“Can’t you  make an  execption in my case?  After all,  I never received the initial  bill?”  I  pleaded.

“Sorry.  We can’t make an exception for you.   There are  lots of  other taxpayers in the same situation as you.  We can’t make an exception  in your case.”  She explained with the emotion of a  taped recording.

“You mean to tell  me there are  other people who didn’t receive a  bill?  They never got a bill either?”  I  asked retorically.

“No, they received a bill.  But, I can’t make an exception in your case.”

“So, let me get this  straight.  I’m supposed  to pay my tax without getting a bill?  How  do I know when  it’s due?  How do  I know how much to pay?  This makes no sense.”  I argued.

She hit me with the big hammer!

Then she hit me with the most famous government “inaction” line of all time.  The  trump card.  The “I gottcha” statement.  The government “big hammer.”

“It the taxpayers responsibility to pay your taxes.”  She blurted as if to say  “Checkmate!  You lose!”

The conversation fizzled from there.

Waiting to pay …

It hasn’t been 14 days  yet.  I’ll wait the appropriate time then call find out my new  account number and  wire  transfer the  tax owed.

I  could  have paid them that day on the phone.

I  could  have paid  them back  in November  2010 when the tax bills first went  out.

All this hassle could have been avoided if they just sent me a bill.

But that’s not their responsibility.  It’s not their problem.  It’s my responsibility.  It’s  my problem.

Apparently, taxpayers are not only  responsible for paying their tax, they’re also responsible for knowing  when and how much to  pay.

Now,  I know.

Could the  conversation have been different?

Why was the conversation with the tax collector’s office so unpleasant?

Why did it have to be so negative?

Why couldn’t it have been different?

Why couldn’t it have been a  positive, uplifting experience.  One that left me feeling good.  Feeling good  about the government, feeling good about my taxes and how they’re being spent.

For  instance,  why  couldn’t the conversation have gone something like this instead  …

“Sorry Mr  Ives.  It  looks  like we  sent the first  tax bill to the previous  owner.  No problem.  Just pay the tax in the next 30  days and there’s  no penalty.”

“You  have other  properties in the county and  they’re  all paid  up and  you’ve  never  missed  a  tax payment before.  You’re one of our best customers.  We  never have to chase you for a tax bill.  Thanks for all those years of prompt  tax payments.”

Had the conversation  went like this, I would have written a different article.  An article praising the tax collector’s office.  Thanking them for working  with me.  Praising them for treating me like a valued customer.

I wish I could have written that article instead.

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